Room Eleven

Eh, well, maybe it's just me, then...


December 16th, 2009

One step closer. @ 12:29 pm

[info]cluegirl:
I had my last evaluation interview today, wherein the SACVAP volunteer coordinator went over my case studies with me. At the end of which, she gave me my ER escort paperwork, we shook hands, and I added my name to the January on-call list in three places. I don't have the piece of paper yet, but I think I'm prepared to call it official --

I am now a Sexual Assault and Crive Victim's Advocate for the State of New York.

Go me!
 

Kinky Kristmas Art: Most of what is good dies fast (Sirius/Harry/Draco) @ 12:00 pm

[info]dd_mods, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]shellydkitty
From: A Majestic Member!

Title: Most of what is good dies fast
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Crossdressing, implied spanking, implied striptease(ish)
Other Warnings: Small, easy-to-miss tattooage/piercings! Mild cousincest! Mysteriously alive Sirius! Improbably high heels! A sex-god!Sirius sandwich! Harry's collarbones! No chan, though.
Artist's Notes: Deviant #62, I tried to incorporate as many of your kinks as possible -- say, have one of them sit alone in a shady corner while voyeuristically masturbating to the post-striptease crossdressed roleplay spank fucking -- but all of the boys wanted to jump in on the action and I was nigh powerless to prevent them. Hope you enjoy this anyway! It was loads of fun to draw. Contrary to whatever the title may imply, this piece contains absolutely zero character death. Photo reference used. :)
Art Preview:


Most of what is good dies fast [NWS Art!] )
 

Kinky Kristmas Fic: He Wants Him (Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco) @ 12:00 pm

[info]dd_mods, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: He Wants Him
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cuckolding, Dirty Dipping/Sloppy Seconds
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,540
Summary/Description: Bill wants Draco. Charlie wants him, too; especially after Bill's fucked him.
Author's Notes: Much Kinky Happiness to my recipient. I offer you a gift with a distinct lack of plot, as requested.

He Wants Him )
 

Song of the Christmas Robin @ 10:55 am

[info]sweetmelodykiss:

Title: Song of the Christmas Robin
Author: [info]sweetmelodykiss
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Word Count: 220
[info]advent_drabbles Prompt 16: Christmas Robin
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein.

Song of the Christmas Robin )
 

Fic: Stumbling Upon Release - for [info]curia_regis @ 09:53 am

[info]snarryhols, posting in [info]snarry_holidays:

Title: Stumbling Upon Release
Author: Bellatrix Lestrange!
Giftee: [info]curia_regis
Word Count: ~4100
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus/Harry, implied Harry/Ginny
Warnings: *Questionable infidelity between canon pairing and sex that could be read as dub-con or non-con (questionable/coerced consent)*
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry conveniently finds a Potions supplier who'll help with his Chizpurfle infestation, but will he think to ask about the cost of their assistance?
Author's Notes: A huge thank you to my generous and thoughtful last minute betas, any mistakes that remain are mine. Also, a special thank you to [info]bewarethesmirk for her patience and consideration in the midst of last minute madness.

Stumbling Upon Release )
 

True Bond @ 08:46 am

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape_potter:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: rushed

Title: True Bond
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry and Severus are given something to think about.
Word Count: 715
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Snarry smeing
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #15: Holly and Ivy. This is part 15 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker and Just Punishment.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

True Bond
 

Fic: True Bond @ 08:40 am

[info]alisanne:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: hopeful

Title: True Bond
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry and Severus are given something to think about.
Word Count: 715
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Snarry smeing
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #15: Holly and Ivy. This is part 15 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker and Just Punishment.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

True Bond )
 

Snow Play @ 01:30 pm

[info]fancypantsdylan, posting in [info]severus_sighs:
Which hidey-hole?: Home, having a sick day
How d'you feel 'bout that?: blah

Title: Snow Play
Author: [info]fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 366
Rating: PG
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: write [info]calanor some fluffy mpreg goodness :)




 

Hey Brandelyn!! @ 07:29 am

[info]the_minx_17:
Tags:

Most excellent Christmas gift! Thank you so much! I'm sure that every cent coming into the National Marrow Donor Program is appreciated by many, many people.

I definitely know that is the case for me.

*hugs you tight*
 

(no subject) @ 11:45 am

[info]mrscake, posting in [info]severus_sighs:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: worried

Title: Trapped
Rating : k+
Author: Mrs Cake
Word Count: 5106
Warnings: *Drinking games bad language*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
My Beta for this was Prof Sanpe (i know i know. but i really was. he even corrected it in red :-)
Summary. Severus and Remus get locked together in the store cupboard at the back of Severus's classroom. With a bottle of whiskey they play, ‘I have never’. What will they find out about each other?


Trapped )
 

Someone Has To SS/HP, G @ 03:25 am

[info]lilyseyes, posting in [info]severus_sighs:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: sleepy

Title: Someone Has To
Rating : G
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Word Count: 250
Warnings: * Implied Mpreg, fluff*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary: Severus' duties never end. For [info]calanor who wanted a bit of fluff.

Someone Has To


 

Someone Has To SS/HP, G @ 03:22 am

[info]lilyseyes:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: sleepy

Title: Someone Has To
Rating : G
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Word Count: 250
Warnings: * Implied Mpreg, fluff*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary: Severus' duties never end. For [info]calanor who wanted a bit of fluff.

Someone Has To )
 

fic for fanficforensics 'Subtlety Personified' Snape/Slughorn @ 03:00 am

[info]snapelyhols_mod, posting in [info]snapelyholidays:

fanficforensics_snapely09
Fic for: [info]fanficforensics
Title: Subtlety Personified
Author:
to be revealed


Pairing: Snape/Slughorn
Rating: PG
Warnings/Content Info: highlight between brackets if you prefer story warnings:
[None]
Summary: Horace Slughorn has quite looked forward to the Special Christmas Edition of the Daily Prophet. And it doesn't disappoint: a two-page spread on what really happened at Hogwarts' the year Snape was Headmaster.
Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made.
Word count: ~5,360
Author Notes: [beta acknowledgements will be replaced after reveals]
Obviously, all newspaper articles quoted in this story are the property of the Daily Prophet and Ms. Rita Skeeter.

You asked for Snape is Headmaster. Horace Slughorn figures out which side he's on and manages to provide some form of invaluable assistance. (Another staff member would also be nice. More Hogwarts staff fic, more!) A dream of a prompt. I hope I did it justice. Have a lovely, snapely Christmas!

Fic for fanficforensics )


x-posted to DreamWidth & LiveJournal
 

Punctuation: the Hiatus @ 08:42 am

[info]ptyx:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: busy

I have already covered all the cases where the use of comma in English differs from that in Portuguese. Well, there are some cases where everything is different, like the way you English speakers write dates. It's so different that there's no way to compare or mix up.

Because we're approaching the holidays, I'm going to discontinue the posts on punctuation until next year, when I plan to discuss semicolons, dashes, ellipses, and so on.

Thanks for all your comments! I've been learning a lot. I wish I could have concentrated the discussion in one journal, instead of splitting it among four journals, but alas, it's hard to please everyone. (Some people don't like being redirected to other journals.)

[ETA: No, I'm not leaving! I'm just discontinuing this specific thread for now.]
 

Dec 16, Harry Potter, HP, Can You See What I See? @ 12:38 am

[info]lilyseyes:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: busy

Title: Can You See What I See?
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating :R
Pairing: Harry Potter
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Word Count: 300
Prompt: #16/Christmas Robin
Warnings: *AU, Harry is 5 years old, implied child abuse/neglect – my take on Harry's childhood. P.S.: These will have a happy ending!*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary:Harry spends the day with Mrs. Figg
Note: This drabble series was inspired by the fabulous art drawn by [info]oldenuf2nb of little Harry in his cupboard - Christmas under the Stairs.

Can You See What I See? )
 

December 15th, 2009

Fic: Putting Up with Pansy @ 11:24 pm

[info]alisanne:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: calm

Title: Putting Up with Pansy
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry deserves a reward.
Word Count: 286
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Gifts, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Christmas tree cupcakes. This could be considered a follow up to An Appropriate Gift and will make more sense if read after that.
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Putting Up with Pansy )
 

December 15 @ 11:17 pm

[info]dustandroses, posting in [info]smutday:
Which hidey-hole?: none of your beeswax!
How d'you feel 'bout that?: annoyed
What's that noise?: Your Turn to Cry - Jan James


No real theme today, just more stuff that Dusty likes. Including my favorite movie poster of all times. I've never seen the movie, but I can't stop staring at the poster... By the way, you can click through to my scrapbook to see a larger sized version. I'm sure you'll see what I mean.

Enjoy




Legs: A Selfportrait butch dick aka Loren Macias
Legs: A Self Portrait
art by Butch Dick aka Loren Macias



Alert: R Rated for Nudity and Sexual Content




~
 

Two Things What You Should Read @ 11:03 pm

[info]lesyeuxverts:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: ecstatic

(because they are For Me, and they are Awesome)

Veiled Science (Sirius/Teddy/Victoire, NC-17, warnings): (Okay, this is hard. I want to flail and glee and grin all over the place, but I also don't want to give away any spoilers ... ack! Bear with me, please!) This is a Really Smart Fic that is (maybe at First Glance) a plot-what-plot fic, but even the most cursory reading of it will make you think Deep Thinky Thoughts about life and death and the afterworld and What-Exactly-Is-Behind-That-Veil-Anyway. And one of those Really Smart Fics that do an amazing job of characterization via seeming plot-what-plot, and the characterization is amazing.

Also, it is Really Hot. Did you see me mention the plot-what-plot bit? Like I said, it is not exactly that, but there is a lot of Things What Maybe Should Be Happening In Bed (or not in bed, as the case may be. But if there was a bed, that would be okay, too.) Really Hot, all right? So mind the warnings, since there are some, and maybe you shouldn't read this if you don't like the warnings (although, you know, it is meant to be Kinky Kristmas, right? So maybe you will like this, Dear Reader! Because - like I said - it is Awesome.)

Persuasion (Pike/Spock, R): Okay, so there are Many Excellent Reasons why you might think of a Jane Austen novel upon reading the title of this fic. (I mean, there are ships and starships, and the title is the same, and all that...) But fortunately, Spock is not A Very Persuadable Silly Girl, the way Anne rather was, and he doesn't let anyone muck up his life for seven years. Because that would be Quite Tragic, and we would have missed out on all the Wonderfulness that happens in this fic.

This is like, perfect Spock. He's clearly alien - and watching Chris figure that out is delightful - and trying to understand human customs, and through it all, he's beautifully characterized. And he and Chris are perfect, the way they come together in this. This is My Sort Of Romance, really, because it is not-too-sappy and not-too-sad, and passes all the other tests that Goldilocks would go through before determining that it is Just Right For Her. (Although ... really, Goldilocks? Too hot? I'm not sure there is such a thing...)

Go! Read! Make the holidays merry and read a lovely story ... and make the authors happy by leaving them a comment! :D
 

Hanukah - Day 5 - Vegetables @ 08:06 pm

[info]leela_cat:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: still sick
Tags: ,

Day 5 brings some of my favourite veggie recipes. All of them are or can be made gluten-free (although you would need GF soy sauce for the squash).

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Squash Rings With Honey-Soy Glaze )
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Braised Baby Bok Choy with Ginger and Garlic )
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Braised Butternut Squash )
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Roasted Beets with Citrus Vinaigrette )
 

yay! for half-naked, hungover Snape @ 07:23 pm

[info]odogoddess:
How d'you feel 'bout that?: headachy

Er.. that is, yay! for my gift exchange fic from Snupin Santa. smiley wink

Half-naked, hungover Snape definitely makes an appearance. *g* It's funny, warm, charming and cowboy!Remus and stubbornly horny Snape are just divine. Go R&R!

Mad Wolves and Englishmen

Just the thing to help clear the remnants of this lingering migraine and perk me up a bit.
 

Room Eleven

Eh, well, maybe it's just me, then...