|jadzialove (jadzialove) wrote,|
@ 2011-05-08 08:34:00
|Current mood:||& a bit sarcastic|
Happy Mother's Day and stuff
Happy Mother's day to all of you who are creatures of that persuasion!
I had trouble finding a card this year for my mom. There weren't any good funny cards and I rely on those. I had to settle for something that wasn't great, but safe enough, but it led me to create, in my head, a whole line of greeting cards for people who aren't... comfortable with the mushy stuff. It's called: My Sentiments Exactly.
First one is a mother's day card. On the front it says, "To Mom" and "Despite your lack of support and utter disinterest over the years, I really -- Mom? Mom! Crap."
Or, on the front "Thanks, Mom" and "for all the junk, fast and processed foods you fed us. It made your life easier and it was fun being the fat kid. Really."
A condolence card: "Sorry to hear of the loss of your father..." "So, ah, do you know what'll happen to his porn collection?"
Speaking of dad - father's day: on the front "Dear Dad" " 'If it was up your ass, you'd know.' is never the proper response to any question. Ever."
Heh. Hmmm. I think I'm in a mood.
Have a happy mother's day anyway, even if your baby is a kitty cat or puppy!